Hamasaki Ayumi directly denies rumors about her giving birth to Elon Musk’s children

In what I can only describe as a surreal story, legendary J-pop star Hamasaki Ayumi has had to deny that Elon Musk is the father of either of her two children. I know, I know, what the fuck are you talking about, right? Yeah, understandable. Well, as has been slowly revealed recently, Elon is a …